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Thursday, October 31, 2013

Photos

Photos from the October readings.

Owen Egerton's One Page Salon at the Whip In, Austin, TX.
Photo: Nina Barker

I got to show some skin at the Foxing Quarterly Wes Anderson Party at the Scoot Inn. Yee haw.
Photo: Nina Barker

The Long Beach Poetry Festival in Long Beach, CA.
Photo: Nina Barker

Telling a true story about getting hit by a car and dying in Aqua Socks at the Testify show at Spider House Ballroom, Austin, TX. 
Photo: Abby Ronaldes

Another angle from the Testify show. My hands go nuts when I can't read from a paper.
Photo: Nina Barker

The holidays are coming and everyone needs bathroom reading material. Why not get Toilet Stories From Outer Space? Click here. 

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

October

October's over.

I've got no readings scheduled until November 7th and that one will be at a car wash

After that, Slagdrop will finally release Slagdrop Presents America... You're Welcome! It took a long time for it all to come together but after all the hiccoughs had been hiccoughed, I am glad to say that we put out a fine piece of work. 

Jack Arambula designed the cover and the back cover and helped with the layout. Many a night were spent hunched over computers and cussing. Jack and I also have a web comic series called The Weekly Weird Monthly. Check it out here.

Pat Davis did a bang-up job on the layout and has a cool art piece on the interior front cover. Maybe it'll end up being a t-shirt? 

There are some fine writers in there. I'll just name a few: Scott Montgomery, Zachary Locklin, Cheryl Couture, Gerald Locklin, Clint Margrave, Ryan Sayles, April Krassner... I can go on and on. 


On Saturday, November 9th, meet us at the Crooked Floor to release this weirdo celebration of America. We'll have some special deals and there will be a vote on who is dressed in the most patriotic get-up. Whoever wins, wins a free magazine, a free beer, and a free Ouija board dictated letter of gratitude from a former president. 

Now, on to other things. 

Testify here in Austin is one hell of a show. Check out their website, check out their shows. I told a story about getting hit by a car at their last show and I had a blast. I have to say thanks to them for letting me step on their stage. I may have left a few crumbs and spilled some mustard on stage, but it was a damn honor. Abby Ronaldes is a local artist about town here - she's one of the organizers and a friend and a big thanks goes to her for allowing me to drink TWICE as much as was contractually mandated. 

The Long Beach Poetry Festival in Long Beach, CA was incredible. There were a ton of fine poets, I sold a few chapbooks, met some great people. All was great. Speaking of meeting great people and fine poets, Thomas R. Thomas has a book out and you should buy it. His poetry is great. Click on his name. 

The gift buying holidays are upon us, folks. I'm not trying to force you into turning my chapbook, Toilet Stories From Outer Space, into a stocking stuffer but it fits inside a stocking like a... glove. It fits into a large glove like a small stocking, too.  



Thursday, October 17, 2013

Hey, now

The past few readings I've done have been great.

Thank you kindly to the Long Beach Poetry Fest folks. I had a great time. Sold some books, made some friends.

Next up is the Testify show at the Spider House Ballroom.

Details here

Speaking of selling books, buy my new chapbook Toilet Stories From Outer Space. It's $7 which is a dollar a story, plus you get some nifty doodles and shipping is included in the price. This means it's less than $7 a story but I can't do math and you wouldn't want me to, anyway.



Sunday, September 29, 2013

Reading schedule

All right, all right.

October is shaping up to be quite a month as far as readings go.

October is kicking off on Thursday, October 3rd at 8pm at the Whip In for Owen Egerton's new monthly salon called One Page. Details can be found here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1420422261512448/

The very next day, I'll be reading at Foxing Quarterly's Wes Anderson costume party. That's Friday, October 4th at the Scoot Inn in Austin, TX. Doors open at 6pm. Information is here: https://www.facebook.com/events/303948649746322/

Then I'll be headed to California for the Long Beach Poetry Festival. That'll be on Saturday, October 12th. I'll be in the reading group that starts at 11am. Information can be found here: https://www.facebook.com/events/224281281062904/

I'll be all over the damn place.

October will also usher into the world Slagdrop Presents America... You're Welcome! It's a newsprint magazine that the folks at Slagdrop and I curated and I can tell you, it is going to be awesome.

Because October is going to be so reading-heavy, Slagdrop is also publishing my chapbook, Toilet Stories From Outer Space. They'll be for sale wherever I go, here, and on slagdrop.com.


Wednesday, September 25, 2013

New reading added!

Howdy, folks.

I'll be reading at Owen Egerton's new show series called One Page: A Salon of Sorts.

Writers will read one page of something they're currently working on. It should be fun.

I'll be reading a page out of my novella, Death Thing.

All info is here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/1420422261512448/


Thursday, August 29, 2013

Bang!

Holy cow. Here I am.

I'm on the internet.

I've been on the internet for quite some time, folks, but I've never made a website dedicated solely to my writing.

Here it is.