Elections! Elections! Everyone is speaking so eloquently about things they do not understand! It's like the craft beer scene every oth...

What a strange feeling to be on the cover of the Austin Chronicle. It's the Austin Bible. Holy cow. Francois Pointeau  wrote a very co...

Bangface & the Gloryhole slipped out early, as mentioned a million times before but if you still haven't bought a copy, click anywhe...

It's a Hilbert Heckler tradition. I'm like Roger Ebert except I don't enter and I don't get mad when I don't win. I...

Bangface and the Gloryhole slipped out of the bathroom a little earlier than expected and is now available at Amazon . I don't eve...

I am actually waking up in the middle of the night because I am stressed out about the election. Nina told me I said, "Shut up, Ted C...

A grand Hilbert Heckler tradition! The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest wherein I submit to you my joyless captions for joyless cartoons i...