Well, howdy folks.  Nina and I have been living it up on Isla Holbox in Mexico. It was great. My brain was erased with relaxation. There ...

1. Don't cut your arm off. As annoying as clipping fingernails is with your non-dominant hand is, you're going to need that hand to ...

Hello, folks! It's been awhile. I did it again! I promised myself to stay in touch with the internet but instead, I retreated into my ...

Writing 'wash me' on a dirty car is still a pretty funny joke. For as ubiquitous as it is, I still chuckle at the thought of someone...

It's the end of the world, we all say everyday! Let's caption cartoons like nothing matters! Your charts say your ass is fire, ...

This was our first year filing federal income taxes as a married couple. We were proud. We got out our best bottle of milk, aged to perfecti...

Howdy folks. It is the eve of Invasion Day. Tomorrow, Invasion of the Weirdos  will be officially unleashed into the world. I have a...