Please stop inject Mountain Dew straight into the veins of your armpits. 1) it's bad for you 2) it hurts me to think about 3) Mountain D...

I planned on writing a post for the Game of Thrones premiere but Elizabeth Warren beat me to it. I've said good things about all candi...

Hey, oh! It's the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest! Woo! A contest I never enter, will never win, and will constantly do because I ha...

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You're not brushing vigorously enough.