Monday, September 22, 2014

New Yorker Caption Contest: Coughing Up a Lung Edition!

I've been sick. It's been miserable. Luckily, cartoons with a limited capacity for humor of any kind are here to keep me alive.

"I'll go get my gutting knife, son."

"I feel like people don't expect us to be civil in situations like this one."

"I wore these pumps to distract from my considerably-larger-than-yours jockstrap. So shut the fuck up with the jokes already."

"Gravity usually gets it up, babe."

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Stories out now

Howdy folks. 

Here are links to my two latest published stories. They're available online for free so read them!

Image rights: "COCK FIGHT-2" by Amshudhagar - Own work. Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons.