New Yorker Caption Contest: Coughing Up a Lung Edition!

I've been sick. It's been miserable. Luckily, cartoons with a limited capacity for humor of any kind are here to keep me alive.

"I'll go get my gutting knife, son."

"I feel like people don't expect us to be civil in situations like this one."

"I wore these pumps to distract from my considerably-larger-than-yours jockstrap. So shut the fuck up with the jokes already."

"Gravity usually gets it up, babe."

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