Friday, January 8, 2016

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest: Super Fun New Year Deluxe Happiness Edition Plus 1!

It's a Hilbert Heckler tradition! Sporadic posting of my own New Yorker captions that I will never enter. I'm not Roger Ebert, folks (may God rest on his soul). 

Has anyone ever laughed at a New Yorker cartoon? Has anyone ever said, "That's funny," while reading one? If you have, you are an automaton. Good night. 

Oh, look who's fucking here. The crocodile that ate my wallet. Are you going to say sorry or do I have to send you back to the crocodile killing robot?

We finally convinced him that it tasted like chicken.

We oughta just jump off this fucking ship right now, mate. 

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