Friday, March 23, 2018
For here or to go?
A list of acceptable responses to the question, "For here or to go?" when at a coffee shop:
A list of unacceptable responses to the question:
I'll have it here but in a to go cup.
Is there a difference in the cups?
Do you have any cups made of fair trade oat hemp?
Are these cups bio-degradable if I stick them up my asshole for sexual pleasure?
Can I get it in a to go cup but can you put a thousand sleeves on them so that my precious little fingers don't feel any heat?
I'm going to get it in a to go cup but I'm going to come back for fifteen refills and will request a new to go cup every single time because a tree killed my family and I must avenge them.
I'm going to drink it in the parking lot.
I'm allergic to paper and ceramic; can I lap it out of your palms?
This is an inappropriate intrusion. I demand to see a manager.
I'm an Elite Yelper. Is everything free?
Hold on. I'm on the phone with a very important mom.
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