Testify: Disaster! Friday, March 28th

On Friday I'll be performing at Testify's Disaster! show at the Spiderhouse Ballroom. Here's the Facebook event page. <---click that sentence, not this one. This one works, though.

I'll be performing the piece, "The Incident at Freeway Park," about the time my friends and I got beat up by magnet school preppies. Come and enjoy my pain and embarrassment.

Magnet School Preppie. 

I'll have copies of Toilet Stories From Outer Space on hand if you want to depart with your money for one. It's clinically proven to be readable, studies confirm. 

You can buy one now, too.