We're all dying and nobody feels like doing anything! So let's caption cartoons! Let's watch our lives melt away!
Go buy some beans because this is going to be a good one!
Your reckless display of your feelings of inferiority is what got you here, bucko.
I feel like those fucking happy-go-lucky dolphins are mocking our impending doom.
This guy doesn't realize it but everyone else in the office knows he masturbates in the bathroom twice a day. Yeah, uh-huh. I said TWICE a day.