Unlike Roger Ebert, I do not intend to ever compete officially.
"You need to come in here and watch me kill this thing."
"They don't even appreciate the effort."
"I'd say we worked him to death but really, we straight up fucking killed him."
"I'm trying to retrace my steps. I think I left my body in a shallow grave in your backyard."
"Honey, please, go to fucking bed. You have no talent."