Welcome!

I've been checking my website stats and I've noticed an influx of new readers coming from KOOP's Writing on the Air and Ten Minute Interviews. Welcome, new readers!

Because most of my stories cannot be read over FCC regulated airwaves and I can't read one over the air tomorrow night on KOOP 91.7FM, I wanted to direct you to some of my short stories that are available online.

The Body

Two Cowboys Settle a Dispute

The Mule

Cleaning Solution

Death Thing 

Once again, welcome. I hope you enjoy what you find here. If you find yourself itching to buy my chapbook, Toilet Stories From Outer Space, there are options below. 

The first option is the best option. If you buy the physical copy, I guarantee that I will doodle something on the first page for you. Hell, request a doodle. It's only $5 and there's 7 stories in there. Click that Buy Now button.

Toilet Stories From Outer Space

7 stories

$5

Or, you can get the ebook from Google or Amazon without a doodle.

Toilet Stories From Outer Space-Amazon

Oh, and while I'm doing the whole shameless self-promotion thing: Twitter @AHILBERT3000 Facebook

Thanks for reading!