"Why do you keep pointing at your dick, Dr. Dickhead?"
That is what I wish I had said in response to my doctor. Of course, the perfect comeback came while recounting the story to my family on the phone.
I thought about scheduling a follow-up appointment with the doctor only to construct the perfect setting to say that but I've found that the more I say it to myself, the less satisfied I'll be when saying it to its intended target.
Some people just don't get the backtalk they deserve and, since he's a doctor, he'll probably come up with a better comeback or he'll prescribe me nothing but suppositories for the rest of my life.
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In the meantime, read a short story. HERE (NSFW).
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