Ugh, it's like standing up and saying the national anthem when you're a kid. You don't want to do it but you also don't want to be thrown into the gulags, either.
It's like not wanting to support Chick-fil-A's abhorrent politics but your family always gets platters of their nuggets for Christmas, so you don't want to ruin Christmas either.
It's like a goddamn Alanis Morissette song. Who would've thought? It figures.
Pool's closed. It's just a little too gay right now.
You probably shouldn't have worn your birdseed suit out today, dear.