Cat Food is now an ebook and Patreon

My second chapbook of short stories is now available as an ebook on Amazon. It's only 99 cents and it'll turn your cat into a dog. No kidding. If you don't have a cat, you'll get one, and it'll immediately be a dog. So you'll never have a cat. You hear me, Trump?! You can fuck off with that cat stuff. 

Don't forget about this guy.

I also joined Patreon following the footsteps of J David Osborne and Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. I think it's a neat idea and I'm trying it out. So why not pledge a dollar a month? You'll get access to some exclusive stuff from me and I'll keep pumping out story after story for you. 

Become a patron.