I bet you can't even find the first recorded instance of internet vandalism that has lasted over 10 years. It's the part about being recruited after dinner and a movie over a glass of wine. It was totally innocuous and an experiment as to whether my vandalism would last.
I was with my brother. I told him, "Look, all you gotta do is add a citation to an existing book and nobody will know or care."
Then I forgot.
Photoshop by Elizabeth Jackson
I didn't just do this to Phil Jackson. I did this to Putin as well. Putin's didn't last. It was also a very benign change. Probably something about how he drank milk with Boris Yeltsin while Boris lounged in a hot tub. It was a little over the top but it did have a citation! It was sourced, dammit!
Fast forward a decade and more
But the damage was done. The information was out there and it spread its tentacles everywhere. Now people think Phil Jackson, a guy who has to make one of his championship rings a cock ring just so he can wear them all at once, was recruited over a glass of wine.
The similarity between Mike Pence and Rat Thing was first noted by RJ Velasco.
Do I regret my youthful indiscretions? Yes.
I'm sorry, America. This is why Trump is President.